Valentines. Happy heart day. Should be called Fuck Day. Why? It's pointless and a gimmick for all the current couples to spend loads of money they don't have on each other. Not to mention what else they do... Also another day for the rest of us losers that have no life, have no romance to want to gag and shoot anything that comes in pairs. Also what the hell is up with the pink and red? Please. I've seen enough of those colors in Ino's closet in shoes, skirts and accessories alone.
Naruto I have to say buddy, besides the fact that you woke me up from my nap in class with that prank...worth it. Completely worth being able to cut class and look at the clouds. That was until a shadow loomed over and sucked the sunlight from my otherwise nice day. Temari babe, don't wear white next time. I can get away with it, you girls however...can be a distraction.
1. Full Name: Nara Shikamaru 2. Nicknames: Shika, Bambi (unfortunately) 3. Birthday: September 22 4. Place of Birth: Konoha, Japan 5. Zodiac Sign: Virgo 6. Male or Female: Male 7. Grade: Junior at Konoha High 8. School: Konoha High 9. Occupation: Physics Researcher 10. Residence: At home with the shrew and the old man 11. Screen Name: konohashadowman 12. Hair Color: black 13. Hair Length: shorter now because of some stupid ass kid… 14. Eye color: brown 15. Best Feature: hell if I know…hair? 16. Height: 5'8" 17. Braces: hell no 18. Glasses: yes, apparently I’m blind *grumbles* 19. Piercing: two in ears, nipple piercings 20. Tattoos: one, on my hip (stupid ass Nara tradition) 21. Righty or Lefty: right 22. First best friend: Would have to be Chouji and Ino. Though sorry Ino I can’t talk to you about everything, even if our random conversations end up always about sex…what the hell? 23. First Award: Chess Tournament at 6 24. First Sport You Joined: Sports? Too much effort 25. First pet: The bird my mother had that my cat ate. Was a tramatic experience at 3. 26. First Real Vacation: Can I take one now? Beach with the old goats. Almost drowned my ass out in the water. Jellyfish are scary things… 27. First Concert: eh, so loud…. 28. First Love: I’d rather not talk about this one… 29. Movie: Young & Dangerous 30. TV Show: Discovery Channel 31. Colors: Green 32. Rapper: Uh….damn do I have to admit this? sometimes when I sing 33. Band: Placebo, LiVE, Finger Eleven, Papa Roach, Deftones, Eve 6, Stabbing Westward... 34. Song Right Now: “Selling the Drama” by LiVE 35. Friend: You just asked this 36. Candy: not much for candy, but cinnamon is good… 37. Sport to Play: I just said it was too much effort 38. Restaurant: Anywhere with good fish, preferably Blue Fin 39. Favorite brand to wear: Feh, clothes are clothes… 40. Store: Don’t shop… 41. School Subject: Sleep through all of them, but science is fascinating if I had a teacher that made it interesting…. 42. Animal: cat 43. Book: Good Omens 44. Magazine: magazines are full of nonsense, unless they are science ones… 45. Shoes: boots 46. Feeling: tired 47. Single or Taken?: that’s a shit question, single obviously…. 48. Have a crush: not answering 49. Eating: Ramen… 50. Drinking: water 51. Typing: apparently 52. Online: apparently 53. Listening To: “Lightening Crashes” by LiVE 54. Thinking About: how to change things… 55. Wanting To: sleep 56. Watching: nothing but this bright screen 57. Wearing: pajama pants, no shirt 58. Want Kids?: one day 59. Want to be Married?: yes, one day 61. Where do you want to live: Konoha 62. Car: what about it? Has a nice backseat *grumbles and mutters about it* 63. Hair color: I’m not answering repeated questions, look up…. 64. Hair length: up.. 65. Eye color: up…. 66. Measurements: *raises eyebrow* of what? Not going there.. 67. Cute or Sexy: if you mean me…neither 68. Lips or Eyes: eyes 69. Hugs or Kisses: both when I get them… 70. Short or Tall: in between 71. Easygoing or serious: easygoing 72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both are troublesome…. 73. Fatty or Skinny: how about healthy? 74. Sensitive or Loud: sensitive is fine, loud is troublesome… 75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship, though I’m shit for those… 76. Sweet or Caring: same fucking thing… 77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: I don’t like trouble.. 78. Kissed a Stranger: no 79. Had Alcohol: unfortunatly 80. Smoked: A whole pack in the last three days 81. Ran Away From Home: I’d like to… 82. Broken a bone: yes 83. Got an X-ray: yes 84. Been with someone: *mutters* yes 85. Broken Someone's Heart: yes 86. Broke Up With Someone: *big sigh* yes…well more like them with me… 87. Cried When Someone Died: men don’t cry 88. Cried At School: never 89. God: there’s a higher power defiantly…he is out to get me right now…. 90. Miracles: maybe 91. Love At First sight: Is there love? I don’t know anymore… 92. Ghosts: no 93. Aliens: feh are you kidding me? 94. Soul Mates: yes 95. Heaven: yes 96. Hell: yes 97. Angels: maybe 98. Kissing on The First Date: I suppose… 99. Horoscopes: scary 100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't have?: Trick question? Not answering…
In the last 24 hours have you.. 1. Had sex: A pretty big yes 2. Bought something: cigarettes 3. Gotten sick: *grumbles* yes 4. Sang: no 5. Been kissed: yes 6. Ate something: yes 7. Felt stupid: feeling just stupid doesn’t cover it… 8. Talked to an ex: yeah 9. Missed someone: all the time
Last person who.... 1. Slept in your bed: does the cat count? Otherwise I’m always alone 2. Saw you cry: Chouji 3. Went to the movies with: I work at the damn movies, I don’t have to see them… 4. You went to the mall with: I said I don’t shop
Have You Ever... 1. Said "I Love You" and meant it: Always 2. Got in a fight with your pet: she knows better… 3. Been to California: no 4. Been to Mexico: no 5. Been to Japan: I live here, ass... 6. Been to Canada: no 7. Been to New York: no
Random... 1. Do you have a crush on someone: Crushes are for silly high school romances… 2. What book are you reading now: don’t feel like reading right now 3. Worst feeling in the world: Not having control 4. Future KIDS names: Seems to be the Nara tradition to start with "Shik"...our families are strange...Who says I will follow tradition? Ah hell it's too troublesome not to... 5. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? Hell no 6. What's under your bed: my school books 7. Favorite sports to watch: I don’t like to play sports who says I watch them? 8. Favorite Location: Konoha 9. Piercing/Tattoos: I already answered this, and I don’t like to repeat answers as much as reading the questions. Scroll up you dumbass…. 10. Do you drink: trying to stop 11. What are you most afraid of right now: Losing myself 12. Where do you want to get married: does it matter location? 13. Who do you really hate: No one at the moment, maybe myself… 14. Do you have a job? Theater 15. Do you like being around people: yes 16. Have you ever liked someone you had no chance with: I’m not admitting to that 17. Have you ever cried: yes 18. Are you lonely right now: definate 19. Song that's stuck in your head a lot: “Every You and Every Me” by Placebo 20. Done an all-nighter: no 21. Been on radio/TV?: no 22. Been in a mosh-pit: no 23. Do you have any gay/lesbian friends:...yeah 24. Have you ever fought: yes 25. Do you have regrets: plenty 26. Whats in your cd player right now: Throwing Copper - LiVE 28. Like your job: hate it with a passion 29. If there's one thing you hate the most about people what is it: Not being honest 30. Was this worth your time: hell no, gives me a headache
Tomorrow is work at the abyss. It sucks my brain of any intelligent life. Damn kids need to get a life...and damn it I am not wearing that stupid ass hat...
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