WTF? [05 Feb 2006|01:08pm] [ mood | bitchy ] [ music | "Tainted World" by D'espairs Ray ] Kids...blasted kids! I think only the shit ones come to the theater and decide they want to make trouble for me. Seriously. All those times I ignored the bastards from school and beat them off Chouji with words...I think I'm being seriously tormented now because of it. I never go fast enough for these demons on wheels. The little red haired brat with the sucker in his mouth, not to mention the golfball size wad of gum. All he could do was whine and scream with a that damn screech of a voice that could break glass. "Give me this Mr. Pineapple. Give me that...no not gobstoppers, no now I want twizlers, and a coke....now...now...NOW!" After getting him an order that could only make Chouji happy I turned around and told the kid to fuck off. Just in this low, soft voice that would make the shrew proud. He glared at me, the little bastard. He glared and I glared back. Two can play at that game hellion. Where the hell your mother to beat a stick on your ass? Two hours and fifteen popcorn orders later he's back. Only this time I didn't see because my back was turned. I did hear that wad of gum he so graciously chewed and smacked the whole time he stood there. "See ya later Mr. Pineapple" he said before throwing that shit thing at me. Newsflash, gum that sized as hard as he threw it does not come out so easily. Not that far up in my hair. So when I come in the door, the shrew sees and comes around with the scissors. Long hair equals gone. Saw Chouji later today, he about flipped his lid... Damn troublesome kids. Fucking go jump off a cliff...I'm too lazy to push you. ( The result from shiney new scissors ) Edit: ( The shrew took a damn picture before school today, *groans* ) 8 comments|post comment

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